As the wheels touch down at JFK, we take a taxi to Brooklyn this morning to talk about their “cool” schools. Why are they cool? Well, just ask a second grade teacher and she’ll tell you.

Brooklyn schools are cool because of their immense diversity. In fact, “they’re much cooler than a private school”. And, pfft, your homeschool curriculum? BORING. Brooklyn schools have SWINGERS!

Yes, this is not a typo. I said swingers.

According to this, a Brooklyn school teacher said this:

There’s a group of swinger parents at the school where I teach, and this proves Brooklyn public schools are far cooler than private schools.”-Sarah Allen