Dating in 2024 isn't the same as it was in generations past. Why? Your date might be one of those transgenders. Surgical advancements and breakthroughs in hormone therapy have made it more difficult to know if you're dating a male or female than ever before.

Don't worry! The Babylon Bee is here to help you determine your date's true gender with the following list of signs to watch for:

1. She picked a restaurant in 5 seconds: No woman can accomplish this feat.
2. She ordered a ribeye and a Guinness: Nice order… SIR.
3. She works as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health: Oh no! Your date is Admiral Rachel Levine!