The Definitive Guide To Which Statues You Can And Can't Tear Down

In the year 2024, knowing which statues you can tear down is more confusing then ever! Will you be hailed as a hero of progress for fighting valiantly against colonization, or vilified and brought up on criminal charges for vandalizing a sacred monument?

Thankfully, The Babylon Bee has done your homework for you and put together the following guide to which statues you can — or can’t — tear down …

[Hilarious! I don’t think any of the choices will surprise anyone, but the explanations will amuse you. — Ed]