Earth Rider to Biden

Biden is having a VERY tough time reading from his giant teleprompter today 😳 pic.twitter.com/EFKvUwIebn

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 25, 2024

“We got the money to do it now” could be his motto. They call it Bidenomics. It makes him giddy. Indeed, he sounded drunk as he gave voice to Earth Rider’s indebtedness to the Great Lakes (per the transcript):

And, by the way, it used to make the beer brewed here — (laughs) — it is used to make the brewed beer here in this refine- — oh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes. I wondered why (inaudible) — (laughter)

Pity the poor transcriber. “Inaudible” solves a lot of problems and “laughter” is the tribute that cognition pays to claptrap.

[‘Earth Rider’ would make a good band name. Otherwise, what in the Sam Hill was Joe Biden talking about? — Ed]