Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that – after a year of obsessive reporting – led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

So about a year ago, I was putting my little guy to bed in his crib and I noticed a strange detail on the solar system poster up on his wall …

Venus had a moon called Zoozve. Huh, I thought. Never heard of that.

Put the kid to bed, went back to my room and googled “Does Venus have a moon?” First hit was from NASA: “Venus has no moons.” Weird.

[This is pretty dang cool and the illustrations are fabulous. What a terrific story. ~ Beege]