Oscar Statue Found Dead After Hillary Criticizes 'Barbie' Snub'

“No one saw this tragedy coming,” said Detective Bob Sparks. “Officers responded to an anonymous call this afternoon informing them that Mr. Oscar may be in a state of mental and emotional distress. When the officers arrived on the scene, they found Mr. Oscar hanging from the ceiling and unresponsive. Attempts to revive Mr. Oscar were unsuccessful. We have no further information at this time.”

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Though the investigation was still ongoing, authorities announced that all indications pointed to Oscar taking his own life. Unfortunately, all the security footage in the auditorium at the time of the statue’s death was destroyed.

[I don’t think this joke will ever get old. — Ed]

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