“Before most people had boarded, I observed that this man was audibly disgruntled about something, maybe hungover, rough day idk, but as soon as he sat down he was grumbling about something under his breath, like ‘f—ing hell’ or something,” user lamgalatx wrote.

After the majority of passengers had boarded, the man reportedly exclaimed: “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell” — and proceeded to pass gas. …

But the excessively farting passenger’s gross behavior didn’t end there.

[I suspect the airport bar may have some connection to this story. The good news is that Fartman can fly by dirigible. — Ed]