In response to the growing outcry over tens of thousands of migrants illegally flooding into the United States, President Joe Biden deployed federal agents to the southern border to help block journalists’ cameras.
The president issued the emergency order as criticism continued to mount that he’s doing nothing whatsoever to secure the border and probably has severe dementia.
“It’s time to address these reports about the border, folks,” Biden said. “To maintain our national security, I have no choice but to send federal agents to the southern border to keep journalists from reporting on the massive hordes of foreign nationals pouring into the country. These brazen acts of journalism will not be tolerated. There will be no more media reports about the thousand…million billion…hundred thousand…the…all of the…the folks down there. End speech. Go to Jill for ice cream cone.”
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