“It’s a simple solution,” said historic White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. “We have seen a sharp rise in antisemitic behavior, so our best advice to Jewish people in fear for their lives is to stop doing Jewy things and consider not being Jewish altogether.” …
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At publishing time, officials in cities across the United States were also considering issuing orders to round up members of the Jewish community to safely house them in special camps to reach a final solution to rising antisemitism.
[Only. Barely. Satire. Yesterday’s post about Bill Cosby was just as good, by the way.– Ed]
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