In the face of donors closing their wallets to these terrorist institutions, Ivy League schools are forced to slash the level of bribe they take to let in the stupider children of the ultra-rich from $20 million to… $2 million.

Quite the fire sale!

Yes, I’m as shocked as you that there’s an official level of bribe you have to pay to get your stupider sons into the Ivy League. I figured this was all a bit more vague. Like, if you donate $10 million, we’re not saying your kid will get in, but, we will view his application favorably. Wink.

But no, they actually have a stated going rate to admit trust-fund imbeciles.

And that rate is now slashed by 90%.

[Hey, it’s a start. Now all we need to do is to impose the Morrissey plan to Decolonize Academia Now and force higher ed into a fully rational market system. Let’s see how much interest there really is in Gender Studies and CRT-soaked curricula. — Ed]