Biden: “Now, just to get here, Liberty and Bell had to beat some tough odds and competition. They had to work hard to show patience and be willing to travel over 1000 miles. You could say even that’s harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour or — or — or Britney Spears’ tour. She’s down in — it’s kind of warm in Brazil right now.”

[Smartest. Guy. They. Have. And what was the point? Trying to explain how these two turkeys ended up at the White House. I’d prefer to know how the other turkey got there. — Ed]