In 1,000 years, when aliens are sifting through the ruins of our dead civilization, they will come across this video on a hard drive and say “Ah. That must be it.”

Within minutes of being caught driving drunk into oncoming traffic, this repulsive loser spams out the following Identity Politics get-out-of-jail-free cards …

Generational trauma. That’s a new one on me.

[I saw this last week, and it’s hilarious in a sort of ‘My God, civilization is over and all we can do is laugh’ way. I was at a cocktail party last week and more than one of us had seen it too. I won’t embed the video here because you should read everything Ace has to say about it. — Ed]