Nine Ways to Scare Off Californians Looking to Move into Your Neighborhood

3. Show off a cool gun you’re packing: They will freak out even though this is only one of the guns you are packing. The others aren’t as cool, sadly.

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4. Ask them where they are going to church immediately after meeting them for the first time: It’s normal to do that where you’re from, but this question is basically kryptonite to a Californian.

5. Invite them to your church this Sunday: (Same as above)

[Hey now! As a native Californian, I … endorse this message. After moving to Texas, I mainly skipped over the California part of our heritage and just told people we moved from Minnesota. — Ed]

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