“The best way for everyone to coexist peacefully is by killing off the Jews,” said liberal activist Molly Stanton. “It was high time we decolonized the ‘COEXIST’ message.”

According to makers of the sticker, the paraglider symbol of murderous Hamas terrorists encapsulates the freedom and tolerance that all true liberals yearn for. “This change helps convey how serious we are about peaceful coexistence,” said sticker designer Deandra Martinez. “We are so committed to peaceful coexistence we will commit mass murder of a particular ethnic group if necessary. We’re just one genocide away from utopia, folks.”

[Only. Barely. Satire. — Ed]