The New York Times: Starting with the obvious one here. This option is probably more expensive, but totally worth it.
US Currency: Soft, strong, and utterly worthless! …
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Any Stephen King novel written after 1996: What else are you gonna do with them? Read them?
[One word: bidets. South Park recently had a hilarious episode on Japanese toilet-bidet combos. — Ed]
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