How’s this for equity and social justice? Everybody gets less food. Everybody. Except for oligarchs and tourists, of course. They should have as much food as they want. Some animals are more equal than others, after all.

Never mind the fact that Cuba was once the world’s sugar king, or that it exported all sorts of foodstuffs. That was wrong and unjust. Such overabundance was produced by capitalism and capitalism is evil. Can anything evil be good or just? No, of course not. Prosperity can only be achieved through selfish behavior and injustice.

Keep that in mind, peasants. Never be selfish. Remember that the oligarchs who run socialist utopias need more food than anyone else. Thinking consumes way more calories than any other human activity. Remember also that tourists need even more food than oligarchs. Vacationing in a tropical climate consumes even more calories than thinking. That’s why some animals are more equal than others.

Are you hungry? Ignore that bourgeois feeling. Go and venerate icons of Saint Che Guevara at your local food store. Saint Che will immediately fill you with socialist virtue, something that is far more important than food, clothing, or shelter.

[Ah, the joys of life in a progressive hellhole. Rationed to begin with and then they start rationing the rations. ~ Beege]