British Airways pilot Mike Beaton loves to party.

How do we know? Because, according to British tabloids, it was Beaton, a married father of one, who bragged to a stewardess via text messages that he’d been snorting cocaine off a topless woman’s “t-ts” and had been “very, very naughty” with two women and a couple of guys in Johannesburg, South Africa before he was to fly a packed plane back to the UK.

Now the tabloids are all-in on Beaton and his party-boy behavior. It’s hard to blame them when Beaton texts tell a tale that will be passed down by future pilots for generations to come.