Hunter Biden’s mysterious “Sugar Brother” Kevin Morris, his lawyer and bong-buddy and who-knows-what-else, infamously paid off Hunter Biden’s $2 million outstanding tax bill to help Hunter avoid jail. Morris dishonestly characterizes this gift as a “loan,” but will never attempt to get the money back. It’s a disguised payoff and illegal contribution to the Joe Biden 2020 campaign. …

Kevin Morris is shelling out for even more lawyers, aggressive head-hunting ones, expensive ones, — Abbe Lowell charges $855 per hour — to punish all the people who told the truth about Hunter Biden with endless lawfair.

These are all undisclosed, unlimited campaign donations to Joe Biden — and of course no one bothers opening a case.

[That’s an interesting question, one that hadn’t occurred to me. It’s worth considering why the FEC hasn’t taken a closer look at this, too. It would certainly explain the sudden proliferation of these lawsuits better than the legal theories behind them. — Ed]