Yikes. The White House tells Fox News that Biden not commemorating 9/11 at an attack site like other presidents is fine because presidents weren’t still visiting Pearl Harbor after 22 years. pic.twitter.com/XxvNlTf2rL

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) September 11, 2023

[Via my colleague Bonchie at Red State. If Steve Doocy is relating this accurately, then this White House is even dumber than I first imagined. The headline is obviously inspired by Animal House, but Biden’s not rolling at all. He’s mostly engaged in “lying around s***.” — Ed]