Can we trust the media anymore? Nowadays, whenever you see a news report about a particularly violent or perverted ‘woman’, you can safely bet that nine times out of 10, the offender is actually a man.

The latest example is the colourfully named ‘Katana Paris’. This week, a now-deleted post from the Mirror did the rounds on X (formerly Twitter) with the story: ‘Woman jailed for nurse sex assault groped female guards as they served her food.’ Attached was a picture of the offender, Paris, who is quite clearly a bloke in a grotty-looking blonde wig.

Paris, as it turns out, has convictions for 87 previous offences, mostly various kinds of sexual assault. His most recent stint in prison was for attacking a nurse. He received a three-year sentence for, in the words of the Mirror, ‘pulling a nurse towards her [sic] genitals while in hospital’.