In a world run by left-wing backpack patch police, the boys get a rough shake. Everything is their fault, and the prototype they’re supposed to follow is somewhere between Chasten Buttigieg and Dylan Mulvaney. Contrast that to the varsity paradise that New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg is worried about Chris Rufo bringing to a college near you:

The end of gender studies and the special treatment given to incoming athletes are part of the same project, masculinizing a place that had been heavily feminist, artsy and queer.

“Gender Studies Is Out, Jocks Are In,” declared the headline about the New College of Florida. Quelle horreur!

Even though the left-leaning co-eds feign disgust as such displays of testosterone, a lot of them might not hate having fit, tanned, masculine men around campus. Just ask TikToker @ms_petch, who bemoaned how “As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who’s willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today’s day and age who is not a conservative.”

[In other words, fantasies come and go, but truth has real staying power. — Ed]