Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was seen last night waving around a joint in front of local police officers in a desperate attempt to get arrested and have a cool mugshot just like Trump.

“How do you do, officer? A fine morning for a marijuana!” said DeSantis, lighting a joint. “Uh-oh, look at me! I’ve got one of those marijuana cigarette thingies, and I’m totally smoking it! Better break out the cuffs, officer!”

DeSantis proceeded to attempt taking a puff, then instantly collapsed in a coughing fit. “Holy — cough — crap! That is — cough, cough — terrible!” shouted DeSantis, doubled over. “Who would do this? Oh man. Wait – officer, does that still count as doing a marijuana??”