Now, according to Germanotta, the new residents are behaving like Little Monsters. There’s loud music, motorcycle races up and down the streets, trash and hypodermic needles strewn about, and “hookers are coming and going. In the mornings, you see prostitutes coming out of the building.”

Gaga’s dada wants to meet with New York City mayor Eric Adams’s office, whose handling of the crisis Germanotta labeled “a joke.”

Though his superstar daughter might prefer to tell the migrants, “Pack your bags and we can chase the sunset,” Mr. Gaga has an inventive solution of his own: send the migrants to sea.

[Maybe the solution is to put Eric Adams and his administration out to sea … and never allow the boat to dock. — Ed]