Most mainstream news sources have strongly condemned the judge’s decision in Missouri v. Biden to stop federal agencies from muscling social media companies into censoring their users.

In that same spirit, I am a tree and even though I am a tree with deep roots in the community and a long tradition of being a tree I believe that leaves should be banned. While they may provide me with essential nourishment, I know they fall eventually and they make a mess that someone has to clean up.

And the arborist has promised me she will feed me special tree food every day so I will now flourish without being a burden upon others, especially my owner who will no longer have to rake up my mess.