Journalists visit shelter, inform trafficked children they're a QAnon delusion

Victims of child sex trafficking are reportedly disheartened by the extra attention they’ve been getting since the theatrical release of Sound of Freedom. Sources say the film has prompted visits by members of the nation’s media who, instead of showing support, inform them they are merely unhinged QAnon conspiracies.

“Rest easy, little girl,” reporter Richard James explained to 7-year-old Maria Gomez. “You don’t even exist.”

[As I say, the best satire is that which is only barely distinguishable from reality. The line on this one is wafer-thin. — Ed]