Will the Secret Service, er, *crack* the case of the White House cocaine?

But who left the baggie of cocaine in the “work area” of the West Wing of the White House — that’s a mystery. The famous former crack addict hanging out at the White House isn’t talking. He is presumed innocent. However, commenters outside the White House are not bound by the presumption. Hunter Biden, by the way, was last seen on the White House balcony watching July 4th fireworks with his loving father.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre isn’t talking, although she did want it known that the cocaine was found in a “a heavily — heavily traf- — heavily traveled” area of the White House. For some reason she caught herself before saying “heavily trafficked.”

The Secret Service is investigating. The matter is within “their purview,” according to KJP. She said it some 13 times at yesterday’s White House press briefing (transcript here). Somebody get her a thesaurus!