Paris’s rat problem has become so profound, they’ve established a committee to figure out just what the hell to do about it, and their current proposition is, believe it or not, cohabitation.

The idea is based on an ongoing study called, I sh*t you not, Project Armageddon, which is simultaneously trying to address the rat infestation and do some PR for rats.

[Before we start making fun of the Parisians — well, *more* fun, anyway — let’s not forget that US cities are making the same policy in regard to crime and criminals. Prosecutors seem a lot more interested in cohabitation than in incarceration these days. The rats might be the more rational choice. — Ed]