Asked by NewsNation host Dan Abrams whether he would run for political office again in the future, [Anthony] Weiner replied, “Well the thing is that over the course of time, since I left office in 2011, I used to be a fairly… considered a fairly, you know, mainstream Democrat, but now as the party is kind of… I don’t think I could get elected in New York City anymore.”

Abrams questioned, “You mean because you’re not left enough?” to which Weiner responded, “Well because I’m not left enough, I’m fairly tough on crime, and things like that.”

[Bwa-hahahahaha. Weiner couldn’t win an election because he couldn’t stop playing with his wiener. He’s now a registered sex offender and ex-felon for sending explicit photos and messages to a 15-year-old girl. That’s a “tough on crime” profile? Come on, man. — Ed]