In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.

“It fits perfectly with the spirit of the entire night,” said Dodgers President & CEO Stan Kasten. “Who better to kick off Pride Night and throw out the first pitch than the Prince of Darkness himself? He has been one of the boldest advocates for transgender ideology over the last few years, so it’s an honor to have him.”

[It’s only barely satire, and I’d bet the SPI has someone who’d gladly cosplay as Satan to make this a reality. — Ed]