Welsh composer: No really, I'm not Meghan Markle, but keep buying me pints

This man is not Meghan Markle in disguise, no matter what you've read on the internet https://t.co/uEj6zcYxxx pic.twitter.com/1IdYYwTyqG

— CNN (@CNN) May 12, 2023

[This is amusing, and Sir Karl Jenkins seems pretty chill about it too. He does point out the obvious issue with the Meghan-in-disguise speculation — event security would never have allowed it, a point that most of the speculators overlook. But then again, reality only rarely intrudes on conspiracy theorizing. — Ed]