CNN Host Sues Trump For Assault And Defamation After Town Hall https://t.co/OFRUNX5Ljm pic.twitter.com/dYhAmRZhYg

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 11, 2023

“He said things I didn’t agree with. Even worse, he said things I didn’t like,” said Collins in a statement. “It was the most traumatizing experience of my life. It was assault, plain and simple. And defamation. I’m suing Trump for $5 million like that other lady.” …

Biden also responded to the town hall, saying: “Reflustrazuuure! Shut up, fat!”

[It’s satire, just in case some readers don’t recognize the source. — Ed]