In desperate recruiting push, Navy offering unlimited Bud Light

As part of its push for diversity and inclusiveness in recruitment, the United States Navy has announced that it will provide unlimited Bud Light for all new recruits. The Navy hopes this offer will entice recruits with an even broader range of alternative lifestyles to join the service.

“This offer will entice exactly the type of recruits we’re looking for,” said Rear Admiral Alexis “Lex” Walker, who runs Navy Recruiting Command. “With drag queens serving as the face of Navy recruitment and Bud Light serving as our official recruitment beverage, we’ll be narrowing our efforts to a very specific segment of the population… if you know what I mean,” he said with a wink.