In case you missed the latest piece of consarned idiocy regarding the genders, here is the 411. The University of Texas at Austin has issued a glossary that promotes the use of the word “wimmin” to help persons who identify as chest-feeding, possible egg producers to avoid the use of the word “men” whatever that may or may not mean to you. They have absolutely no fear of torturing the normal folks (folx?) who have to work for a living. Lord, help me, Jesus, please end the funding for these citadels of foolishness. These former education centers promote ignorance and backwards thinking.

“Wimmin” is at least as bad as womxn or womyn. Spoken – how can you tell the difference in the spelling? I grew up on the Muppet Show and it made me immediately think of “Cigareets and Whuskey and Wild Wild Wimmin” with Peter Sellers. Well, pronunciation wise. I have a Muppet sense of humor. Liberals, feminists, anarchists and Commies have no sense of humor whatsoever. Austin, Texas (Keep Austin Weird) seems to be a Supermassive Black Hole of humorlessness. It’s not like the rest of Texas.

[There’s Texas, and then there’s Austin. By the way, “Cigarettes, Whiskey, and Wild, Wild Women” is a fine folk-country lament. I highly recommend the Jim Croce version. — Ed]