“Here she is with John Legend her husband,” Kelly said. “She has, by my count, three minions following her – that’s minions in her view – following her, holding the dress or the train of her non-existent dress.”

“I can see underwear, okay?” she added. “I can see London, I see France, I see Chrissy’s underpants, which nobody shows underpants at the White House correspondents’ dinner. Okay Chrissy? They just don’t do it. And nobody shows up with serfs to carry their train which there shouldn’t be on your White House correspondents’ dinner dress anyway, because it’s barely a formal event.”

“The elitism, the serfs behind her, the self importance, the aggrandizement of this fake, stupid event,” Kelly continued. “It just tells you everything you need to know…It’s an absolute humiliation that she tried that hard for the White House correspondents’ dinner. She should be embarrassed.”

[The WHCD is commonly called “Nerd Prom,” and is already problematic enough in terms of journalistic integrity. What in the world were Teigen and Legend even doing there anyway — let alone treating it like an imperial version of the Oscars runway? Aren’t there enough award shows in the entertainment industry to keep these two occupied? — Ed]