Guess how many paragraphs of this Please-Like-Us-Jimmies! Propaganda you must read before Variety bothers to mention The King of Late Night Greg Gutfeld…? Twenty-two paragraphs.

Twenty.

Two.

Greg Gutfeld is the undisputed king of late night, and in a 4500-word Variety piece discussing late night, Gutfeld is not mentioned for 22 paragraphs.

Guess how many times Gutfeld’s mentioned in the 26 paragraphs that follow paragraph 22…?

[Oh, let’s not always see the same hands. Also, guess how many paragraphs Variety dedicated in 48 paragraphs to the idea that the politicization of these shows might be contributing to their decline? I’ll bet you only need one guess for that question, two at the most. — Ed]