*Sigh* Women still don't have penises

UK Labour leader Keir Starmer is still, somehow, confused about whether a woman can have a penis.

In an interview with The Times at the weekend, Starmer stated categorically that ‘trans rights can’t override women’s rights’. So does this mean that Starmer is finally seeing sense on ‘the woman question’? Has he finally recognised the importance of biological sex and of upholding sex-based rights?

Not quite. Immediately after this, Starmer said: ‘For 99.9 per cent of women… of course, they haven’t got a penis.’ In other words, according to the man who could become the UK’s next prime minister, potentially one in 1,000 women could have a penis.