Too crazy to fix

“Shocking,” I said.

“No,” E. said. “That’s the problem. No shocking. They said instead of wasting electricity and adding to the climate crisis, they’re offering free lobotomies.”

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“You’re probably not using your frontal lobe that much anymore,” I said, trying to empathize. “You going to have it done?”

“Haven’t decided yet,” E. said. “But if I do, I’m at the right place. Dr. Antony Ouchee at CDC has given huge grants to the doctors here to do gain-of-function research on ice picks to enhance their lobe-scrambling effect.”

[Read it all for a good laugh. — Ed]

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