Behar then read a testimonial from an anonymous Fin who argued that they were “satisfied with very little.” Adding: “We don’t have to have extremely successful careers. We don’t have to have a ton of money. We like the simple things in life like our forest walks … And hanging out with friends.”

“They’re not greedy,” millionaire Behar praised the Fins. “They don’t have this constant ‘I got to get more.’”

Their attempt to convince Americans to go without got even more bizarre as co-host Sara Haines bloviated about the “key” to happiness was “about having less.” She described America as “a country of excess” and decried it as a “bucket you’re filling with a hole in it. It will never be enough.”

[I’d bet ABC will be happy to oblige them by paying them much less to be on air. Disney has plenty of financial problems at the moment, and those pay cuts could save a few more jobs. Step up, ladies! — Ed]