Back on the stage for a live streamed Q&A with toxic trauma expert Dr. Gabor Maté, Harry claimed, “I definitely don’t see myself as a victim.” You had to pay thirty bucks a head for the pleasure, but boy it was worth it to hear that.

Victim, no. Narcissist, maybe. Later in the interview Harry said that sharing his experiences of his terrible life in his bombshell memoir Spare “feels like an act of service.” I’m sure his late grandmother would have different views on what a lifetime of service actually entails. But credit where it’s due: the jig of Hapless Harry’s victimhood can finally be laid to bed.

Just kidding. Though Harry doesn’t “see himself as a victim,” that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want us to think he is one. The prince lamented about growing up in a “broken home,” adding that he shipped his family across the pond to break the “cycle of pain” that came with growing up in castles… conveniently ignoring that nearly half of marriages end in divorce and more people now grow up in “broken” homes than whole ones.