Prince Harry really just wants you to leave him alone.

So this Saturday, the Duke of Sussex will unpack all of his emotional baggage with renowned trauma expert Gabor Maté during a live, virtual event.

And you can buy tickets to this “intimate conversation” for just $33!

[I thought this was a joke when it first started circulating on Twitter. And it would have been an awesome joke too, if it wasn’t confirmed to be real. The Harry and Meghan Show may be the most elaborate performance-art tour since John and Yoko. — Ed]