“We were set to have an all-time high in our number of students enrolled,” said Rabbi Ananias Ben Josef, administrator of the school. “Come to find out, this carpenter — from that Nazareth ghetto of all places — strolled through Capernaum and started healing blind people left and right! We’ve got less than half of our original enrollment now! How am I supposed to pay overhead costs when I have hardly any students?”
[This is the BB’s satirical response to the profoundly dumb argument on social media that helping the blind recover their site is an example of “systemic ableism.” If you can’t guess who made that argument, here’s the answer:
No really… when is Taylor going to be added to the cast of The View with these takes?
Rich guy who made his fortune through his YouTube channel (my kids love him) pays for blind people to get cataract surgeries… and this is considered ableist?
There are no words. https://t.co/bPDyy6wuRx
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) February 21, 2023
And while the BB’s take is hilarious, Monty Python got there first over 40 years ago. — Ed]
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