DoD: Diversity is critical to our mission

We are so happy the Department of Defense’s number one mission is to secure our nation by providing timely and relevant Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) Classes.

I mean, these (useless) trainings will for sure prove victorious is China invades our airspace or if Russia attempts to turn us into a glass parking lot. DEI will, for sure win World War III. After all, it is a strategic imperative critical to mission readiness and accomplishment:

I’m just going to throw this out there: this is not a parody account. Better start learning Chinese characters and pull out that English to Russian dictionary.