Single guys: I know you look for attractive women to date and hopefully marry. I know you are looking for a five-star woman who checks all the boxes and runs a sub-5.0 40 with grocery bags hanging off her arms.

I want to make something very clear: Do not marry a woman who needs a fireworks show gender reveal so she post it to TikTok for views — unless you’re equally a moron like her who deserves to be miserable (and probably divorced) the rest of your life.

Those of you who are still dating better be having a long talk — it should happen by date No. 2 — to get a sense of how this woman you’re hooking up with would handle a gender reveal event. …

If she seems excited over the thought of blowing $40k on a gender reveal, this is your cue it’s over. I don’t care if she runs a 4.2 40 with those grocery bags or if she’s the blonde of your dreams.

[I’d give single women the same advice. If the man you’re dating feels the anticipation of blowing up your back yard in blue or pink dust over the amazingly unique event of your giving birth to a boy or a girl, time to ghost him and look for someone with a lick of common sense. — Ed]