Horrified Satan distances self from Grammys

“Listen, folks, I enjoy demonic sexual perversion just as much as the next guy, but this is just too much,” said the frustrated Father of Lies. “I’m the god of this world! I appear as an angel of light! It’s supposed to be sneaky and subtle! Has Hollywood lost its ability to be subtle? What on earth happened to this town?”

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“And how am I supposed to corrupt the next generation when no one watches this garbage anymore?” he lamented. “At least I still have TikTok.”

[Be sure to catch David’s upcoming commentary (3:30 pm ET) on what took place last night. I guess growing up with Satan-curious rock acts like Black Sabbath et al makes my view of this somewhat jaded. However, even with that, this was so over the top that it’s very revealing about the desperation that entertainers feel in grabbing nihilistic attention. This art form has become so intellectually bankrupt that it has nothing more to say that it hasn’t said repeatedly over the decades, and has to conduct desperate acts to even briefly gain relevancy. — Ed]

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