A Chicago school official has been arrested after stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from the school district during the Covid-19 pandemic.

If you’re wondering just how many chicken wings a million-plus will get you these days, it’s equivalent to 11,000 cases. …

Liddell ordered chicken wings that had the bone in them. The district’s policy doesn’t allow those types of wings for students. So when the audit came in and they saw ELEVEN THOUSAND orders of chicken wings with the bone in them, it immediately raised a red flag.

[She’s in jail with a $150K bail judgment that she’s unable to meet. Apparently, the woman with $1.5 million worth of wings is — WAIT FOR IT — a flight risk.

I’m here all week, folks. Try the wings — they’re delicious, and we got them pretty cheap too. –Ed]