Yoko Ono booked to yodel at next WEF meeting

The World Economic Forum has announced a follow-up to this year’s smash musical hit, booking Yoko Ono to yodel for three straight hours.

“I don’t know how you top this year’s performance, but a yodeling marathon might just be the ticket,” said organizer Klaus Schwab. “I for one can’t wait to hear Ms. Ono, presuming we’re not all dead from climate change.”

Though ostensibly a meeting about global warming, the World Economic Forum surprised attendees with one of the most dynamic musical performances in a generation. “I don’t even know what happened, I think I blacked out,” said former Vice President Al Gore. “She was making some sort of bird noise mixed with the sound of screeching tires, and gosh – the beauty just overwhelmed me. This is why I do what I do.”