There were no Golden Globes in 2022. The Woke Gestapo shut down the Globes after discovering their membership lacked the appropriate racial quotas. But, with much fanfare, the Globes returned to NBC last night…
And kersplatted.
All the anticipation around the return of the Globes did nothing to juice its ratings. Why? Because everyone knew — correctly, as it turned out — the Globes would spend all three of its hours proving its purity to the Woke Gestapo. In other words, the show would be no fun whatsoever.
The most recent reports tell us the morons at NBC paid around $30 million a year to broadcast the Globes. How dumb are these people? NBC could rerun the 66-year-old Ten Commandments (1956) and attract the exact same number of viewers: 5.36 million.
How humiliating for the Golden Globes and Hollywood in general. A 66-year-old movie that’s been rerun on TV for decades attracted just as many viewers.
[Yes, but Moses had better writers. — Ed]
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