It turns out that there is such a thing as too much information after all. After excerpts of Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare, were accidentally put on shelves early in Spain, we now know that he did cocaine, mushrooms, weed and a MILF in a field. Looks like Cockburn and the randy prince aren’t that different after all. But just how are his family dealing with these revelations?
Inside sources claim that Queen Consort Camilla, even after Harry claimed he feared she would be a “wicked stepmother,” saw light in the recounting of the raunchy rendezvous. “The mood throughout the house was, understandably, tense, but Camilla did have a giggle when she heard about the mounting.”
[It seems that Harry gets all of his PR skills from his Uncle Andrew. — Ed]
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