Canada dentist offers euthanasia for cavities

“So, your tooth hurts, huh?” said Meyer to one patient complaining of an aching upper 1st molar. “Well, I could put you on a Medicare waiting list and let you suffer for several months, or I can just take care of this now and compassionately whack ya for free!”

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Meyer has seen an influx of patients since announcing the service.

“Patients are always complaining about how much fillings hurt,” said Meyer. “One patient said, ‘it’s killing me.’ That’s when I got the idea.”

“I’m so excited for this,” said University of Toronto Philosophy professor Blake Kipling. “I’ve always wanted to die. Life has actually been pretty hard on me. Also, I hate fillings.”

[Yes, this is satire, but … not by much. — Ed]

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