12 Things That Took Less Time Than CBS Admitting Hunter Biden's Laptop

So how long did it take CBS to join the rest of us in the land of reality? Their report on the laptop aired exactly 768 days after the New York Post published their exposé on October 14, 2020 (that’s two years and change, 25 months, 109 weeks, or 69.8 Scaramucci’s).

A lot can happen in two years, so we decided to put together a list of things that somehow took less time than CBS took to finally admit to the existence of Hunter Biden’s laptop:

1) The Special Counsel Investigation of Donald Trump (675 days)
Readers may be surprised to learn that Robert Mueller’s Trump-Russia investigation actually lasted less than two full calendar years (May 17, 2017 to March 22, 2019). That’s probably because it was pretty much the only thing the entire establishment media felt like talking about.

2) A round trip to Mars and back proposed by NASA (639 days)
According to NASA’s calculations, a trip to Mars and back would take approximately 21 months. Here’s an explanation of the process from NASA’s own website, bizarrely written in comic sans.